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beerboozled 

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.
Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.
beerboozled by Durbo14 August 23, 2017
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Benboozled 

To have a conversation or discussion changed into a pre-defined confused state.This state will only be known by the person or people not involved in said conversation and or discussion.
Did you hear how Korn Dog said he was in Tonopah Nevada to all of those people on the phone?" "Korn Dog was actually in Reno Nevada laughing out loud Ooskie Dooskie.He totally Benboozled all of them.

Beanboozled 

When a social situation becomes even more awkward because the number of lesbians in the room outnumbers the rest of the occupants.
Mary and I were having a great time at the bar until we were beanboozled because the softball team cam in for drinks.
Beanboozled by Big Gay Guybrarian February 7, 2010

Beerbootlecockitis 

Obscure condition which is known to shape male genitalia to look like a beer bottle.
As of today, no known treatments have been found to treat this condition.
Vince: ''Doctor, please have a look at my dick i think something is not right''
Doctor: ''Damn son!! You got a bad case of Beerbootlecockitis lolol!!''
Beerbootlecockitis by Emptyel September 5, 2014

Benboozled 

When you date someone and regret ever meeting the person.
That guy benboozled me dude

Buenboozled 

To get pleasantly surprised, and your mind left spinning. Delighted beyond expectation. Bueno+Bamboozled
Dude! I just stumbled on to watching The Shawshank Redemption and I was totally buenboozled!! How the fuck did I not watch it before?!
Buenboozled by Professor EFE January 18, 2022

Benboozled

When someone (usually named Ben) intentionally makes a workout harder, by adding more reps, or length of time.
That workout wasn't going to be that bad until James benboozled it.
Benboozled by Seamus James October 27, 2025
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