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the phenomenon where an otherwise timid individual has consumed enough beer that he begins shit-talking to anything he comes in contact with and has the illusion that he could defend himself when someone tries to kick his ass because of that shit-talking (i.e. - the drunk grows a set of balls - beer balls); this person's tendency to shit-talk decreases with his blood-alcohol level.
"I could not believe the shit that fool was talking. I'm glad I kicked his ass."

"He was drunk. I guess he had a set of beer balls."
by d-lishus January 22, 2007
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Beer ball is a game in which the object is to finish your beers before the other team. What you need
1.4 players and a can of their favorite beer
2. some ping pong balls
3. a large room or yard for play(the larger the play area is the harder the game becomes)
4. beer pong/banquet table.

The game begins with two players standing on opposing sides of the table (similar to beer pong) with the players UNOPENED can of beer in front of them placed on the corner of the table. Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at the opposing teams beer cans. If struck the the person who threw the ball must open their beer and begin drinking as fast as they can. The person who's can was struck must grab the ball and place it on the table and say DONE as fast as possible (this is where the large play area make the game more interesting since the ball can pretty much go anywhere). Once this is done the person drinking must stop immediately. Once both people on a team have thrown the other team can then throw. You may throw at any time, you do not have to wait for both persons to throw their ball, If a ball misses a can it is dead. The object of the game is for you and your partner to finish your beers before the other team finish theirs.
"Dude i got so drunk off Beer Ball last night"

"I almost fell over chasing that ping pong ball"
by I B T P F R March 05, 2009
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When a man is so intoxicated that he cannot bust a nut during sexual intercourse.
We went at it for an hour but I had beer balls so I had to call it quits.
by Truth, Duty, Don't get caught October 27, 2019
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A container of beer equal to 55 12oz beers or 19.5L. A beer ball is a disposable container and is also 1/3 the volume of a standard keg.
It's going to be small so let's just grab a beer ball.
by Dillitron December 01, 2009
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Beerballs are when someone becomes argumentative and belligerent due to large consumptions of beer.
Steve's beerballs got him arrested for starting a a fight in the bar.
by Marshe June 11, 2014
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A drinking game popular on college campuses and at tailgating events. In this game two teams of two line up on opposite sides of the table and each person has a can of beer upside down. Bottles do not work. Each player on team on takes a turn throwing a ping pong ball at an opponents can. If it hit the can the thrower then turns their beer upside down and begins drinking. The defending team then needs to capture the ball and put it on the table saying "down" to stop the player from drinking After both players on team one finish, team two attempts the same. The game is over when both people on one team finish their beers. Usually when its 2 v 1 the finished player can still help their team mate retrieve balls that hit the can. When its 1 v 1 neither finished teammate can help.
Dude I got so wasted after seven games of beerball.
by Ser Rees McKelvey June 06, 2010
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Similar to whickey dick however, the drunkeness of the male is so intense, that the balls are also impaired and resist any sexual stimulation to encourage an erection. Also known as rum nuts!
"I can't go home with you if you're gonna have beer balls when we get there."
by Tinashe February 27, 2006
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