beerage 

An alcohal induced illusion much like a miragewhere you find your existance altered to either a pleasant reality or a terrible nightmare. Beerages usually manifest in the bar or club scene when you are one of the last 9 people left, and you see the most beautiful woman ever before you. You go home with jenna jameson and wake up next to a 3rd generation inbread woman with leg braces, 4 teeth, and a mustache thicker than grizzly adams with the armpit hair to match, green stained undies and a crotch that smells like rotten cabbage.

"Dude, clark went home with a total swamp donkey last night. He definately was caught in a beerage!"

beerage by papa Luig' July 22, 2007

asshole beverage

The act of buying a beverage for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

She bought the gentleman an asshole beverage after cutting in line at the bar

asshole beverage by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

Rhetoric Beverage 

Any beverage held in the hand of an executive while speaking to the common workers. The beverage is often lifted in the air while asking rhetorical questions & further prevents said executive from getting to the point of any discussion. Also quenches thirst prior to another round of rhetoric.

Man, the Vice President was really drinking the rhetoric beverage today – I sat there for 2 hours and do not know any more about the project than I did when I entered the room.

Rhetoric Beverage by Irresponsible Dresser November 17, 2011

beverage mic 

When you're holding an open beverage, but prevented from drinking from it because you're in mid-conversation.

I was holding this beverage mic for the longest time while debating abortion issues.

beverage mic by dzhen7814 May 7, 2009

airline beverage 

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

airline beverage by Anon2 August 20, 2006

Beedage 

A broad word which can be used in most contexts, however it is rooted from something along the lines of stickey beeda or nugget.

Should we have a beedage?

Did you grab me a stick of beedage?

Fuck this beedage is all time!

Man I can't wait to get my beedage on tonight!

Grab some teedage, a leedage an some beedage then maybe even a feedage!

Beedage by Baweedage August 9, 2012

illegal beverage acquisition 

when a shady, scheisty, or questionable individual walks into a fastfood restaurant and refills their cup with their beverage of choice in a different fastfood branded cup than the restaurant they're in, and walks out of the restaurant.

While dining at the McDonalds across Figueroa Street from USC in Los Angeles, J.R. and I noticed a questionable individual making an illegal beverage acquistion with an In-N-Out cup. The individual in question was successful in his illegal beverage acquisition, had a look on his face as if to say, "There's nothing to see here, move along." Needless to say the questionable individual did not issue McDonalds a Mc Thank You.

illegal beverage acquisition by bookerTdub March 14, 2010