(BEEF-AGE) N. The act of creating a loud flatulent. Commonly used by most young adults and high schoolers, this word is hated by all femaleteachers across the country.
Bass: Guys, who cabbaged?
Keegan: I did.
Bass: Cease your beefage!!!!!
Derived from bare, a term for much/many and beef, a term for a "problem" between two people or gangs. Bare beefage means that someone has got extreme amounts of beef with another person.
"I have got bare beef with you mate"
"Yeah well I've got bare beefage with you!"
An alcohal induced illusion much like a miragewhere you find your existance altered to either a pleasant reality or a terrible nightmare. Beerages usually manifest in the bar or club scene when you are one of the last 9 people left, and you see the most beautiful woman ever before you. You go home with jenna jameson and wake up next to a 3rd generation inbread woman with leg braces, 4 teeth, and a mustache thicker than grizzly adams with the armpit hair to match, green stained undies and a crotch that smells like rotten cabbage.
"Dude, clark went home with a total swamp donkey last night. He definately was caught in a beerage!"
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.