by phlipo June 08, 2009
Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks
1. To urinate on one's self
2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement
3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...
4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day
4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind
5. The act of f*cking up in general
1. To urinate on one's self
2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement
3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...
4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day
4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind
5. The act of f*cking up in general
a) Damn I was clarked last night.
b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party.
b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party.
by McNutt April 01, 2004
by ahahahahaheheheeheh July 23, 2021
An unexpected release of gas out of the ear. Usually very obnoxious and mistaken for a fart. Clarks tend to occur after earthquakes or before going on a roller coaster and they release a toxic looking gas called AH otherwise known as EUWL!!
"I don't wanna go to the boardwalk man - all those roller coasters equal loads of clarks"
"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"
"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"
by redbluegreen May 30, 2007
The gagging sound that is heard when a mouth is being fucked, most commonly encountered during a blowjob.
I went to this girl's house last night and things were pretty boring until she gave me the clark, and I left.
by thewitchdoctor July 27, 2009
To clark something is to shun it until this act of shunning becomes excessive.
When clarking something or someone, one must not converse with it, refer to it or even gesticulate at it.
These are all forbidden during the act of clarking.
A true master of clarking is able to clark for anything up to a week.
When clarking something or someone, one must not converse with it, refer to it or even gesticulate at it.
These are all forbidden during the act of clarking.
A true master of clarking is able to clark for anything up to a week.
by Dangoor March 01, 2009
Although he denies it quite a lot, Clark is a nice and intelligent man who does not care what anyone thinks. And he will back you up no matter what. Clark is a man who is not afraid to speak his mind,even at the worst time, but anyone who is lucky enough to know this kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic man should be EXTREMELY thankful for him.
by Spaggetti_Monster January 20, 2019