bayn
A horny bastard
Dont be a bayn
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Bayned
Verb. When something is a sure-fire thing and you screw it up. When a man or woman is interested in going home with you and you say/do something to make them no longer interested.
Bayned by bigpoppa253 February 25, 2010
Mat Baynton
Mat Baynton by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
Baynality
1. adj. Used to describe "action" movies that are inexplicably, excruciatingly boring, either because of a lack of real action scenes and a plethora of banal and horribly scripted non-action scenes, or because the action scenes themselves are atrociously directed and/or impossible to follow similar to a Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.
Jesus Christ. Did you see the latest Bayformers movie? I wanted to like it but its obscene and unrelenting Baynality made it impossible.
Bayntonette
The official name given to people obsessed with Mat Baynton. A British Actor, commonly associated with the children's television show, Horrible Histories, and is amazingly attractive. No one knows why exactly people love him, though scientists are looking into it. The typical Bayntonette is either a teenage girl who watches Horrible Histories songs and episodes on Youtube and loves Mat Baynton for the unknown reason, or a young child's mother who secretly adores said person, while watching the television show with her child/ren. Scientists have discovered that a Bayntonette finds Mat sexy, though it is unknown why. There are no obvious conclusions, given that he is a scrawny, mid-twenties, unheard-of actor, but the theory of "Humorous Attractivus" can be applied to said attraction. One thing is known for sure, Mat Baynton is sexy.
Teenage Girl: "OMG! Did you see the Dick Turpin song? Mat Baynton can do guy liner so well, it looks smexy."
Girl's Mother: "Yes, yes, yes! Totally made me a Bayntonette."
Girl's Mother: "Yes, yes, yes! Totally made me a Bayntonette."
Bayntonette by SilkNinjaLily August 7, 2011
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