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Keeper of the giant head.

M.Baynham was responsible for the upkeep of the Giant Head of Morganstown
The Baynham's kept the giant head in the village
Baynham by phil42mc22 December 7, 2015
Words you can keep
What is a Baynham? Baynham is wholesome, caring, and above all else a trustworthy friend. He makes jokes in uncomfortable situations and lightens the rooms with his quirky jokes and ‘silly’ personality. His humility defines him, for he is always comforting others over himself. It’s always easy to know his mood/psychological state because he is transparent with others around him. He strives to be wanted by others and cared for as well. He thinks less of himself, when his friends think highly of him.

If you have ever had a Baynham in a group chat, you know he is the one who sends

memes and videos that no one has ever seen, usually very ‘chucklesome’ or ‘giddy’.
Baynham is just a quirky lil boy. He uses slang that makes him unique, such as ‘cringe’ and ‘yems’. He stands out for his sad fashion choices and his ability to make a mean comment in a nice way. He’ll always be the one to comment an interesting statement, such as ‘pog’ or simply just the word‘comment’ on your insta post. He likes to send out of context videos for fun, and likes to mortal kombat.
Baynham is the best friend anyone would ever want, you can even live far away and still be besties.
Evan: Who is that quirky man wearing a basic grey sweatshirt?

Emerson: Oh, you mean Baynham, he wears that everyday

Veronica: I am looking for a quirky boyfriend
Owen: Than your looking for Baynham
Baynham by quirkylilboy November 23, 2021

Banhammerished 

1.)The Banhammerished are perhaps the worst type of person that can decide to raid your discord server after being removed. They are essentially people with a lot of time on their hands and a SEVERE grudge against your community. They do not accept your bans, rather, they make dozens of alts and repeatedly raid your server for months or years on end. They can operate as Lone Wolves or as massive groups depending on how many people they can recruit. An extremely determined member of the Banhammerished may even resort to real world crime such as hacking, harassment, or even physical violence coupled with doxxing in order to cripple an online community.
2.) Slang term for the Banished, the fictional raider clan featured in Halo Wars 2 and Halo Infinite.
YOU HAVE FALSELY REMOVED ME FROM YOUR SERVER! PREPARE FOR IRL ATTACKS BY THE BANHAMMERISHED! FIGHT HARD! DIE WELL!
Banhammerished by EmberofWolves January 17, 2022
To get with ugly girls. Normally of a cat d rating.
Mate did you see that girl.
Yeah she looked like a Barnham bird
Proper cat d... Probably has 2 kids by 2 different blokes
Barnham by Waffit September 7, 2016

banhammered

An exaggerated means of describing prohibition, barring, or interdiction from a given digital environment.
d00d omfgroflmfao wtf lawl i jus got teh banhammered for pwning teh n00b admin
banhammered by teh_pwn0r0r0r January 19, 2007

banhammer 

1 - A symbol of violence and imaginary power over others, used by peniley-challenged jerks, at websites, to make themselves feel better about being so inadequate, and unliked by anybody

2 - a symbol used by bossy creeps at websites, to try and make you "fear their power" you're supposed to imagine they have...but really they have no power..or friends..because they are just assholes.

3 - a picture that should be thrust as far up the offending admin or mods nazi ass as possible, except they'd probably like it
Banhammer: A symbol of violence and imaginary power over others, used by peniley-challenged jerks, at websites, to make themselves feel better about being so inadequate, and unliked by anybody

Banhammer: a symbol used by bossy creeps at websites, to try and make you "fear their power" you're supposed to imagine they have...but really they have no power..or friends..because they are just assholes.

Banhammer: a picture that should be thrust as far up the offending admin or mods nazi ass as possible, except they'd probably like it
banhammer by republicans.are.homos January 16, 2010

Bannhammer 

The exquisite "hammer" of the Dragon Age character Bann Teagan. He is known for his skilled use of it. (P.S. No, the Bannhammer is not a weapon. It's his penis.)
"I would give anything for a taste of the Bannhammer."-Main Character
"What? Why would you want to taste a weapon? I doubt they would be that great."-Alistair (from Dragon Age: Origins)
"Oh, sweet naive Alistair. Did they teach you nothing at the chantry?"
"How to fight."
"It's his penis, honey."
"His... oh... that's my UNCLE. Why would you.. he's so much older..."
"That's the allure."
"Wish I were born sooner then I guess."
"What? So you could be the Alihammer?"
"Princehammer maybe..."
Bannhammer by TheHammerOfBooty August 1, 2013
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