Baynality

1. adj. Used to describe "action" movies that are inexplicably, excruciatingly boring, either because of a lack of real action scenes and a plethora of banal and horribly scripted non-action scenes, or because the action scenes themselves are atrociously directed and/or impossible to follow similar to a Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.

Jesus Christ. Did you see the latest Bayformers movie? I wanted to like it but its obscene and unrelenting Baynality made it impossible.

Baynality by Ed Woody April 25, 2012

Banility 

Ones ability to eat a certain number of banana's in one sitting.

whoa check out that chick, she has a 12 banility rating!

Banility by banana commander July 13, 2010

Babality 

The ability to turn one into a baby. Is seen in the Mortal Kombat games. The newly transformed baby would be seen in a diaper or/and baby version of their clothes. When this happens in MK2 they play rock a bye baby and the others just a baby cry.

Johnny Cage wins
Babality

Babality by Tazz May 4, 2004

Security by Banality 

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

Security by Banality by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

babyality 

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and you can feel the baby inside and you are also "poking" the baby.

Jak:yesterday i had the weirdest sex ever!
Jack:huh what do you mean.
Jak:i had sex with a pregnant woman and i could feel the baby in the inside.
Jack:Dude! you had a "babyality"

babyality by groveeeee February 11, 2010

Babality 

In Mortal Kombat II, defeat your opponent on the winning round using only the kick buttons. When it says, "Finish Him !!!" enter the Babality code (For Mileena, it's down 4 times and then High Kick).

For brownie points, when playing against the computer, use Liu Kang, Jax, Kitana, or Reptile, and attack using only Low Kick on your winning round.

"Mileena Wins..... Babality !"

Babality by handle187 November 7, 2003

baetality 

when you are totally roasted (that's slayed to you white people) by the one you like to call bae

natalie pulled a full baetality on roger during an argument

baetality by thecutestcutiepie November 4, 2015