Bayntonette 

The official name given to people obsessed with Mat Baynton. A British Actor, commonly associated with the children's television show, Horrible Histories, and is amazingly attractive. No one knows why exactly people love him, though scientists are looking into it. The typical Bayntonette is either a teenage girl who watches Horrible Histories songs and episodes on Youtube and loves Mat Baynton for the unknown reason, or a young child's mother who secretly adores said person, while watching the television show with her child/ren. Scientists have discovered that a Bayntonette finds Mat sexy, though it is unknown why. There are no obvious conclusions, given that he is a scrawny, mid-twenties, unheard-of actor, but the theory of "Humorous Attractivus" can be applied to said attraction. One thing is known for sure, Mat Baynton is sexy.

Teenage Girl: "OMG! Did you see the Dick Turpin song? Mat Baynton can do guy liner so well, it looks smexy."
Girl's Mother: "Yes, yes, yes! Totally made me a Bayntonette."

Bayntonette by SilkNinjaLily August 7, 2011

bayonette the wounded 

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party

Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded

bayonette the wounded by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

bayonette 

When you fuck a girl and she immediately starts her period.

You shouldn't have bayonetted her.

bayonette by Tabooyah November 21, 2010

Rusty Bayonette 

Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.

"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.

Rusty Bayonette by Skoolp January 1, 2012

Bayonette Bitch 

A noob on Call of Duty: World At War who will equip a bayonette on almost every weapon in their arsenal and will kill you with it 5 times in one game. They are very dangerous at close quarters, aka asylum, but are fucked on normal maps.

Player #1 "wtf that bayonette bitch killed me for the third time in a row, do you want to lead him out into the open and beat the shit out of him?"

Player #2 "hell yah"

Bayonette Bitch by Ghett0asassin August 12, 2009

Rusty Bayonette 

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

Rusty Bayonette by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

Rusty Bayonette 

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

Rusty Bayonette by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017