baynard

a perfect, sweet person who’s super funny, super cool and super talented. a baynard will always make you smile.

person 1: who’s that guy dating Lena?
person 2: oh, I heard that’s baynard, the most perfect person in the world.

by cutiegalswag December 5, 2018

baynard taft

one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"

make sure you wear 2 condoms for that one, he is a baynard taft.

by Nunya January 5, 2005

Barnard Castle

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

Barnard Castle

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

by W_M_D May 27, 2020

Bayardo

Bayardo is a male who is very cute and always is very attractive and is good in bed and has a 6 pack and he always sags his pants

This nigga a bayardo

by The realist pussy are nigga May 27, 2018

Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

by Niverslice May 26, 2020