Mat

Short for the most amazing person ever. A person named Mat is usually extremely well endowed and is a god in the bedroom. Once you've met them you can't forget them. They will stay in your life forever.

Who is the most amazing, intelligent, funny, caring and all around nice guy you have ever met?
Mat

by G0D the almighty June 20, 2010

Mat

The most amazing and beautiful boy in the world. If you've got one, you probably can't imagine your life without him!

person 1: "oh my actual god, last night i hung out with paris hilton and ozzy osbourne. They took me to see metallica and then an after party with prince charles!"

person 2: "yeah? I hung out with Mat instead!"

person 1: "oh snap :( that shits all over my night, bitch :("

by boobsnstuff February 6, 2010

Mat

A magical rainbow unicorn that can fly and grant wishes (mostly wishes that have to do with cinnamon buns by choice). You can spot him around the pier.

Kristy: Hey have you seen Mat?
Monique: Yeah i saw him at the pier, he gave me some amazing cinnamon buns!
Kristy: I wish i had some cinnamon buns... DINKLEBERG!!!

by Mat Fancypants July 9, 2011

Mat

A mat is an thing you can have near your door to wipe of your feet in snow/mud.

I have a mat at my house.

by Dizzley December 1, 2018

Mat

Part man, part rat, part lightbulb. A creature to never be trusted. Absorbs life from people he encounters to feed his fucking massive arrogant ego. Often found wobbling his head whilst spouting shite about things he knows nothing about. Also gives out washing machine styled blowjobs

Mate whys that guy talking rubbish?

Ah, hes just a Mat

by Poomlep September 7, 2016

Mat

When spelt with one t, the name Mat is not the only thing lacking. Just as the name is missing a letter, the owner of the name is missing brain cells.

Mat,he is at least one letter short of a real name.

by StatedV8 March 27, 2019

Mat

Russian obscene or profane language, constructed from 4 basic words, or roots:
khuy (cock), pizda (cunt), blyat' (whore), ebat' (fuck).

Any word derived from 4 basic mat roots, also considered mat. Examples: khuynia (bullshit, thing), pizdets, blaydski (fucking), ebanyi (fucking)

Mat is banned in public places, official speech and media, but almost every Russian use it.

by dildo777 June 9, 2018