bastermate

an illegitimate child having sex

bastermate, masterbate, afterthought, perpetaution, me

by DancingMadlyBackwards October 26, 2009

baftermath

The mess left in your bathroom after a guest uses it to shower and leaves it a mess with dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor and their personal grooming crap on the sink.

Man... It took me a half hour to clean up your baftermath!

by Edward the EL February 5, 2013

bastardate

The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.

Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.

ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.

first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.

by EpC 1 February 18, 2005

Basturmating

Parking in the grass

My principal got onto the parents for basturmating.

by sonnybonnetboy69 April 5, 2022

busterlated

to get fucked up broken or glitched. usually referred to being pulled over by a cop

"that guy just got busterlated by the law"

by kevinmtg24 September 28, 2011

Basturbate

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011