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bastardate

The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.

Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.
ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.

first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.
bastardate by EpC 1 February 18, 2005

Bastardize 

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.
Bastardize by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

bastardized bottomburp 

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.
bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.
bastardized bottomburp by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006

Bastardize 

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of
Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.
Bastardize by Jai Alai March 15, 2008

Bastardised 

A person who becomes a bastard
When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.

Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Bastardised by RKingda July 28, 2015

Bastardized 

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.
The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

Bastardice 

(n): The direct opposite of justice. Any situation or action indicative of the past or present actions of bastards.

Not to be confused with the adjective tense, Bastardous.
"This ipod that guy sold me doesn't even work! Pure Bastardice!"
Bastardice by DuexTres March 31, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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