bastemation 

baste-eh-may-shon - The process of masturbation as pronounced by a Haitian.

"Cha Cha no good, cost too much money. You need bastemation - soap, water, Good, no money.

bastemation by razorz April 29, 2006

bastation

Both to know of imminent evil or to plan and cause the evil that is soon to become imminent!

jason is the bastation of all that is good and un-evil in this world

bastation by evil twin August 19, 2004

bastertion 

Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.

Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.

bastertion by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

bastertion 

baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.

After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.

bastertion by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013