bastemation

baste-eh-may-shon - The process of masturbation as pronounced by a Haitian.

"Cha Cha no good, cost too much money. You need bastemation - soap, water, Good, no money.

bastemation by razorz April 29, 2006

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bastation

Both to know of imminent evil or to plan and cause the evil that is soon to become imminent!

jason is the bastation of all that is good and un-evil in this world

bastation by evil twin August 19, 2004

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bastemation • bastertion • bastation

bastertion

Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.

Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.

bastertion by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

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bastertion

baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.

After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.

bastertion by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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