banterbate

Idle chat about a topic of little relevance. A discusion that lacks direction and meaning.

I rang my ex-girlfriend last night, we banterbated for hours!

In science I was bored so I banterbated with Brad

by Rewi! August 4, 2005

fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

by genmay June 8, 2004

Bantercaster

A person who partakes in recording a comedy radio show or podcast.
Also see the verb form "bantercasting"

*There are 3 main bantercasters in John's show.
*Steve's bantercast isn't the same since they lost Bob as their 3rd bantercaster.
*I love working as a bantercaster, it's a really fun job!

by Tabbzy April 21, 2009

banternage

A combination of the word banter and badinage, both of which describe light, playful verbal exchange

The two weevils were heavily involved in lighthearted banternage

by Crash Raindog January 20, 2004

bantercat

a word used to describe one who kills the banter.

dave: ah man remember how funny that was.
bill: ahh yeah that was hilarious
cedric: (attempts to re- enact hilarious moment)
Dave & Bill: fail, you f**king bantercat.

by hayzooz May 8, 2010

Basturbate

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011