Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.

Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!

by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021

wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

by phanna August 1, 2005

masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007