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Basturmating

My principal got onto the parents for basturmating.
by sonnybonnetboy69 April 5, 2022
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baturmasting

the act of assault and battery on your penis whilst masterbating.
I'm sore from Baturmasting
by Master of bating March 7, 2015
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blasturbating

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.
John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
by Knoodle July 2, 2014
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blasturbating

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.
John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
by Knoodle July 2, 2014
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basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.
Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"
by MooN333 September 13, 2011
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batsturbating

1.) The act of masturbating while hanging upside down. Ideally batsturbating is performed in a dark basement or cellar. Often batsturbating is accompanied by clicks used for the purpose of echolocation.

2.) The word used when one is binge watching the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.
"Have you tried batsturbating? It's a real headrush."

"I'd watch the new DC comics Batman movies starring Ben Affleck, but I'm going to be busy batsturbating."
by burtreynolds@AOL.com February 18, 2018
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Bastermaiting

The art of shoving cum back into your penis after ejacuation
Dude there's this new section on PornHub... Bastermaiting... It's fuckin weird!
by desaladbar December 9, 2019
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