A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

Bazzed by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

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get barked lol

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

'hey look' *sends a video*
'whats with the weird glasses at the end'
'get barked lol'
'fuck you'

get barked lol by Lilavender May 12, 2021

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e-barred

Being excluded, prevented or banned from action, display or entrance to certain locations with notification through email.

Roy received an email and was e-barred from the brewery for being an ass-hat.

e-barred by ElLocoDuderino June 29, 2016

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No Shots Barred

No Shots Barred is a variation of the game Extreme Ping Pong, the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table. Players may move around the table as they wish and even the room. The game is often judged on points for style similar to the original with extra points going to attack shots (Shots which cause pain to the opponent usually hitting them in the face or the genital region). While No Shots Barred is seemingly a violent game, it is often played in most cases in a graceful manner with players concentrating on more tactical shots rather than pain inflicting ones.

Henry: I've got a really bad black eye.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.

No Shots Barred by Nex Solo November 21, 2010

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Barred

(verb) A term created by stoners at Carlsbad High School meaning to get grounded, caught, or in trouble in any way

I hit that shit in class yesterday and now I'm barred.

My parents barred me.

Barred by Wat69..$ May 15, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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