Bazzed

A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

bazzed

a mix between buzzed and baked...ur both at the same time!!

dude...im so BAZZED!

by allie August 12, 2003

bazzed

The state of an object or artifact (most commonly a car) after vulgar, pointless, and extremely extensive modification.

"The traffic was awful, I was late, it was raining, and as if all that wasn't bad enough, 15 baseball-capped goons crammed into a bazzed-up Saxo decided to give me a load of grief in Sainsbury's car-park."

by Carl T June 9, 2005

Bazzed

Phrase used in the south meaning to be extremely drunk

Frank was so bazzed last night

by Takemetorehab October 9, 2020

bazzed up

to have done up your car in a particularly shit way - the way a man called Barry might have done. Like a ricer but, if anything, more pants.

Nissan Micra, original paint job metallic lime but then owner paints large purple 'rally style' stripe up bonnet over roof and down boot, then adds soup-can sized dummy exhaust

by jeek February 7, 2005

bazzeled

When Mr. Bazzel from Mowat Middle School takes you out of your class to do math.

“Today, I got bazzeled in gym. It was the worst!”

by Jhors1001 September 24, 2019

Buzzed

That you are drunk but you can still function. You feel good, but you are not too drunk where you need help getting home and such.

"yo bro I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now I should probably stop drinking before I get too drunk"

by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017