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A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
by Jayster 002 February 27, 2014
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a mix between buzzed and baked...ur both at the same time!! so BAZZED!
by allie August 12, 2003
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The state of an object or artifact (most commonly a car) after vulgar, pointless, and extremely extensive modification.
"The traffic was awful, I was late, it was raining, and as if all that wasn't bad enough, 15 baseball-capped goons crammed into a bazzed-up Saxo decided to give me a load of grief in Sainsbury's car-park."
by Carl T June 03, 2005
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