BarbedWire 

<noun> The 'Net handle of the worlds sexiest Admin.

<meaning> The untangable x-factor by which all existance is measured and displayed to the human eye.

Hot Girl: "Gee whizz i wish i was BarbedWire's lover."
Hot Girl 2: "He would totally do me over you."
Ugly Girl: "I am sad because i'm ugly."

BarbedWire by Barbie November 25, 2003

Irish barbedwire 

An impenetrable forcefield of pubic hair surrounding the anus of an irish-man which makes them unrapeable in a jail setting .

If it wasn't for my irish barbedwire last night would have ended badly.

Irish barbedwire by Irishcdm14 June 16, 2017

barbed wire rape 

A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.

Dude, that physics exam was like barbed wire rape.

barbed wire rape by Someone you just might know June 3, 2010

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe 

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe by octopod August 25, 2004

mexican barbwire 

broken glass, usually from beer bottles, cemented points up on top of a block or concrete privacy wall.

"I was going to hop Chico's fence last night and take the rims off his Impala, but I got cut up by his Mexican Barbwire."

mexican barbwire by R. Brown July 6, 2007

the barbed wire 

when you cross your index and middle finger and then cross your ring and pinky all on the same hand. then insert top fingers into a woman's vagina and the bottom 2 in her anus.

Its allllllll in the twist.

the barbed wire by mc June 10, 2004

barbed wire 

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

barbed wire by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004