asstit
asstit by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006
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Related Words
asstit • asstitties • asstitude • asstitician • asstittitastic • asstity • Asstity Belt • Bad Asstitude • ass-titted • Ass-titting
AssTit
AssTit by SheBus Lover May 17, 2016
ASSKITTY
Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!
ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009
Assticles
Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.
Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"
"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
assitry
assitry by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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