asstits
When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.
asstits by Burn my legs June 15, 2005
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asstits
asstits by big fat lesbian February 5, 2005
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asstit • asstitties • asspits • asstitude • asstised • asstisim • asstism • asstistic • asstitician • asstittitastic
Asstity Belt
A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.
Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.
Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.
"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."
Asstity Belt by mardonna April 8, 2009
Lasties get assties
The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.
See also, “you snooze you lose”
See also, “you snooze you lose”
Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017
asstised
Coming from the words ass and chastise.
1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.
2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.
3. Anal Punishment.
1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.
2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.
3. Anal Punishment.
asstised by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.