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big saggy tits that when squished together look like a fat ass instread of cleavage
look at that dyke at the check out shes got asstits
asstits by big fat lesbian February 5, 2005
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it is ass that has nipples
he has asstits
asstits by MasterOogway69 November 23, 2021

Asstitude 

1. The positive emotions generated by the shaking / movement of the gluteus maximums muscles and hip flexors.
2. The scientific study of shaking one's ass as pertains to one's joyous feeling.
When you're feeling down, just use this asstitude to feel great again
Asstitude by P1-UNIT September 22, 2019

Asstity Belt 

A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.

Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.
"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."
Asstity Belt by mardonna April 8, 2009

Lasties get assties 

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”
“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”
Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017

asstised 

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.
Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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