Assticles

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

by *samIam* February 19, 2010

Assticles

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

by El Qbano May 1, 2014

bassticles

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls

"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"

by The Lender November 25, 2007

Assicle

The flap of skin that kind of hangs down between your ass and your balls.

I’ve been sitting for too long and now my assicle is sore.

by Big Pot January 10, 2020

Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

by Dabundy November 27, 2017

Assticle

When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.

Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.

Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!

Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!

Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!

Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...

by MwahahahahahaHAhahah April 27, 2009

assricle

the very first bead of sweat that runs down from your lower back into your arse-crack. if not attended to promptly, will gradually turn into arse-cheese, also known as sour-ass.

Tom the Carpenter was working on a very hot day when an assricle was formed, left unattended, the assricle created sour-ass. This left Tom with an itchy ass

by Dr. Squig October 27, 2009