asstit

An asstit, is an overgrown piece of nipple found on or near the crack.

Omg! I have an asstit growing inside my butthole!

by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

asstit

Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)

"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."

by Tim February 28, 2003

asstit

Mis-spelling of "aztec". Can be used intentionally, as an insult towards the Aztec people or someone named Aztec.

"C'mon man, let's get to Asstit!"

"Yo, what's up, Asstit?"

by Shorwiam January 18, 2009

AssTit

When you have such a narrow pointy ass that it looks like a nipple, boob, or tit

"GUYS! LOOK! Amanda has a AssTit !"

by SheBus Lover May 17, 2016

ASSKITTY

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.

Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!

by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

Assticles

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

by *samIam* February 19, 2010

assitry

Noun. ass-eh-tree
Behavior that resembles that of an ass or of ass-like qualities.

"I will not stand for this level of assitry in a serious discussion."

by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013