assitry

Noun. ass-eh-tree
Behavior that resembles that of an ass or of ass-like qualities.

"I will not stand for this level of assitry in a serious discussion."

by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013

Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

dumb-assity

The audacity of the dumbass.

my boyfriend not only read my diary, he had the dumb-assity to complain that I didn't mention him more often!

by fixit fox May 20, 2009

assatry

Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.

"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."

by Desht ree July 19, 2016

Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition

Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009

grown-assity

the state of being a grown ass man.

"I'm a grown-ass man and I can do whatever I want." Even if the grown-assity is some fucked-upped-ness.

by Sthpaw30 August 20, 2011

assitron

a person annoyingly obsessed robot related science fiction or techno music.

"i don't care about the terminator video game, assitron."
or
"are you listening to techno again assitron?

by bitterguy2009 June 23, 2009