asspup

an asspup is a guy that is a real ass. He is likely to cut you off or tailgate you in the rear. an asspup will forcibly make his way to the back of your car's chili port.

that guy riding my grundle is a real asspup

by Bobby Dix May 29, 2022

asspples

The smell of ass and freshly picked apples.

Dude, I just walked out of a room that smelled like asspples.

by tpwhite49 May 27, 2011

Assputin

A descendent of Rasputin, the highest ranking Russian mobster and serial killer who lists the Grabber in Chief as his biggest fan.

Assputin is a seriously cool dude, he got those Hillary emails when I told him to!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

asspull

to pull a solution out of one's ass

They were completely screwed, but then there was an asspull and they knew how to save the day.

by Adam VT December 13, 2005

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003

Asspaper

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

by terry liaros August 6, 2008