Asspunk 

A derogatory term used to describe one who is of extreme stupidity or annoyance.

"Bugger off, you bunch of asspunks!"

Asspunk by Buddy J June 14, 2003

bitch ass punk 

while a "punk ass bitch" is someone who likes to take it in the ass or is a sonofabitch, a "bitch ass punk" is a poser, a douchebag, or a guy who likes to stick other guys in the ass.

Jesus Christ! Daniel is such a bitch ass punk. I hope he fucking dies and goes to hell!

bitch ass punk by Vincent May 26, 2004

Ass Punk 

When a man is sodmized.

George Bush was ass punked by Dick Cheney.

Ass Punk by PrimordialWarlock December 15, 2008

assfunk 

Odor of someone who smells like 10 day old unwashed dirty ass.

That customer that was just here made this place smell like assfunk.

assfunk by Renee V. & Colleen H. January 4, 2009

Sorry-ass punk 

Someone who is not good at being young and inexperienced.

A poor quality petty hoodlum.

That sorry-ass punk won't learn his lesson and keeps getting caught with alcohol.

Only a sorry-ass punk would talk to the cops.

Sorry-ass punk by Motherhubbard November 28, 2010

asspundit

A political analyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.

Sean Hannity's views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an asspundit.

References both the tradition of using the word "ass" to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.

asspundit by gabriel gryffyn April 27, 2007

Ass Punk 

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

Ass Punk by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016