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bitch ass punk 

while a "punk ass bitch" is someone who likes to take it in the ass or is a sonofabitch, a "bitch ass punk" is a poser, a douchebag, or a guy who likes to stick other guys in the ass.
Jesus Christ! Daniel is such a bitch ass punk. I hope he fucking dies and goes to hell!
bitch ass punk by Vincent May 26, 2004

Ass Punk 

When a man is sodmized.
George Bush was ass punked by Dick Cheney.
Ass Punk by PrimordialWarlock December 15, 2008
Odor of someone who smells like 10 day old unwashed dirty ass.
That customer that was just here made this place smell like assfunk.
assfunk by Renee V. & Colleen H. January 4, 2009

Sorry-ass punk 

Someone who is not good at being young and inexperienced.

A poor quality petty hoodlum.
That sorry-ass punk won't learn his lesson and keeps getting caught with alcohol.

Only a sorry-ass punk would talk to the cops.
Sorry-ass punk by Motherhubbard November 28, 2010
A political analyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.
Sean Hannity's views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an asspundit.

References both the tradition of using the word "ass" to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.
asspundit by gabriel gryffyn April 27, 2007

Ass Punk 

A person that is the side-kick to a bully
Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.
Ass Punk by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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