asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

Asspipe

Asspipe..To get screwed in the anus

I shoved my dick in her asspipe. Or the cops asspiped me with a 400 dollar ticket.

by Reverendlowdown July 1, 2017

asspipe

The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace

"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"

by DrBoris July 30, 2003

Asswipe

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

ass pipe

The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.

Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.

As i was tappin' my bitch's ass pipe she really started to hollerin'

You are such an ass pipe!

by dashiznit November 4, 2004

Fuckface putrid asswipe

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017