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Asspipe..To get screwed in the anus
I shoved my dick in her asspipe. Or the cops asspiped me with a 400 dollar ticket.
Asspipe by Reverendlowdown July 1, 2017
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The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace
"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"
asspipe by DrBoris July 30, 2003
An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.
Terry is really being an asswipe today.
Asswipe by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.
ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

ass pipe 

The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.

Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.
As i was tappin' my bitch's ass pipe she really started to hollerin'

You are such an ass pipe!
ass pipe by dashiznit November 4, 2004

Fuckface putrid asswipe 

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe
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