assholonic

A term used to describe the properties of one who acts likes an ASSHOLE.

Jake is so assholonic on April Fool's Day that Jamie has to leave the state.

by Rodeo Cowboy November 23, 2010

assholocity

adj., a degree to which a person is an asshole, or in some cases, a douche.

Man, your assholocity is off the charts, you sack of asshole!

by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006

assholic

(adjective) Term applied to a person’s behavior who is being a very unpleasant personality to everyone around them. Alcohol consumption or Xanax abuse frequently precipitates such unbecoming behavior but that is not a requirement, as some people can have a great deal of negative energy and possess a very rotten and undesirable personality and existence .

Langdon worked at the regional jail, but he really shouldn't have. Fuckin’ weirdo had some type of feces obsession, but that wasn't even why I call him assholic, no not at all. Moher fucker got off on taunting and fucking with the poor defenseless prisoners there sometimes his true bullshit assholic personality he wouldn't put away and would be on full display for Mom and Dad.....but I did catch him eating some shit out of one of his male coworker’s ass in his bedroom. He doesn't know it, but I told Mom about it.

by Nikki Stixx April 7, 2021

asshoholic

Asshole + Alcoholic => Asshoholic
When you are an asshole and you love the asshole culture, then you are an asshoholic.

I've never seen such an asshoholic cocky bitch, she's the dumbest in the class and she's proud of herself...

by Mitternacht December 9, 2007

Assholinity

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:

The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.

by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009

assholic

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.

That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.

by berserker256 May 17, 2003

Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.

"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"

by rperazag June 30, 2010