Assholonia Share definition Flag A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Douchebagadonia. Rumored to be the Monte Carlo of the Hollywood douchebagatista. Ryan Seacrest was seen hob-knobbing with Paris Hilton on the beach in Assholonia. Assholonia by The Timmeh June 22, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Assholonia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch