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Assholinity 

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:
The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.
Assholinity by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009
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Assholity 

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole
"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."
Assholity by ETYLF August 4, 2009

assholocity 

adj., a degree to which a person is an asshole, or in some cases, a douche.
Man, your assholocity is off the charts, you sack of asshole!

assculinity

A short hand for toxic masculinity Asshole + masculinity=Assculinity.
Men giving other men a hard time about what they wear or who they are attracted to is assculinity. Men thinking they are entitled to anything, from women; a smile, a date, or more, is assculinity.
assculinity by Dovelygirl May 25, 2018

Assholicity 

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.
"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!
Assholicity by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

Assholerity 

(abstract noun)
the act of being an asshole, ass, jackass, ignorant fool, etc. of the sort.
I am so sick and tired of his assholerity!
Assholerity by The P.J. December 28, 2009

assholini 

Someone who creates controversy just for their own twisted amusement or personal gain.
Guy: I can't believe John told Jane that I said "she smells like cabbage." He promised not to say anything.

Guy 2: Dude he's been trying to nail her for years. He probably told her cause he thought he might get some.

Guy: I know dude, he's such an assholini.
assholini by Killnegativity January 7, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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