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Assholity 

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole
"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."
Assholity by ETYLF August 4, 2009

assholocity 

adj., a degree to which a person is an asshole, or in some cases, a douche.
Man, your assholocity is off the charts, you sack of asshole!

assculinity

A short hand for toxic masculinity Asshole + masculinity=Assculinity.
Men giving other men a hard time about what they wear or who they are attracted to is assculinity. Men thinking they are entitled to anything, from women; a smile, a date, or more, is assculinity.
assculinity by Dovelygirl May 25, 2018

Assholicity 

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.
"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!
Assholicity by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

Assholerity 

(abstract noun)
the act of being an asshole, ass, jackass, ignorant fool, etc. of the sort.
I am so sick and tired of his assholerity!
Assholerity by The P.J. December 28, 2009

assholini 

Someone who creates controversy just for their own twisted amusement or personal gain.
Guy: I can't believe John told Jane that I said "she smells like cabbage." He promised not to say anything.

Guy 2: Dude he's been trying to nail her for years. He probably told her cause he thought he might get some.

Guy: I know dude, he's such an assholini.
assholini by Killnegativity January 7, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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