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Assholity 

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole
"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."
Assholity by ETYLF August 4, 2009

Assholinity 

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:
The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.
Assholinity by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009

Asshatocity 

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity
Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

Assholicity 

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.
"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!
Assholicity by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

Assholerity 

(abstract noun)
the act of being an asshole, ass, jackass, ignorant fool, etc. of the sort.
I am so sick and tired of his assholerity!
Assholerity by The P.J. December 28, 2009

assholeocity 

The speed of acceleration from normal to a complete asshole.
That tool showed extreme assholeocity, going from a totally nice guy to a complete asshole in a matter of seconds.
assholeocity by Gregorious SF March 23, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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