assholocity

adj., a degree to which a person is an asshole, or in some cases, a douche.

Man, your assholocity is off the charts, you sack of asshole!

by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006

Assholity

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

by ETYLF August 4, 2009

Assholinity

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:

The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.

by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009

Asshatocity

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Assholicity

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.

"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

Assholerity

(abstract noun)
the act of being an asshole, ass, jackass, ignorant fool, etc. of the sort.

I am so sick and tired of his assholerity!

by The P.J. December 28, 2009

assholeocity

The speed of acceleration from normal to a complete asshole.

That tool showed extreme assholeocity, going from a totally nice guy to a complete asshole in a matter of seconds.

by Gregorious SF March 23, 2010