assholedick 

A person who is an asshole and a dick at the same time. Doesn't have to be either but chooses to be both simultaneously.

Luis you sure were an assholedick when you and mark and Monica teamed up to prank me.

assholedick by bsm75 September 23, 2013

assholedick 

Someone that is extreamly annoying and acting like a complete douchebag

Dude WTF!!!!!! why are you being such an assholedick????

assholedick by Tyrant0014 November 17, 2009

fuckin asshole dick 

1. what you call your friend when he's a dick and he fucks ass

Nick Cannon: Yeah man I fuck in the ass hole yo
Aaron Carter: OH NO! <("<) fuckin asshole dick!

fuckin asshole dick by CallMeDaveChapelle December 17, 2009

assholedach 

a physician that dicks around with nurses and thinks he is the shit.

that surgeon is banging that new nurse... hes an assholedach

assholedach by cep79 January 11, 2012

assholefucklickers 

A sex position when the sex is between two girls and one man. The position involves the man giving anal sex to one woman, while the other woman licks the first womans asshole.

Jane: Hey mary, you wana go have some assholefucklickers with my hubby?
Mary: Sure!
Jane's Hubby: Yay!

assholefucklickers by fthmdg June 20, 2006

assholefucker 

A midget that always messes with your stuff if something goes wrong you can always balme it on James Mark. He broke your SHIT

wtf yd u unplug my computer assholefucker!!!

assholefucker by hahaownedpwned noob January 17, 2008

Asshole/Dick 

Asshole dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick

Asshole/Dick by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019