assholedick
A person who is an asshole and a dick at the same time. Doesn't have to be either but chooses to be both simultaneously.
assholedick by bsm75 September 23, 2013
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assholedick
assholedick by Tyrant0014 November 17, 2009
fuckin asshole dick
fuckin asshole dick by CallMeDaveChapelle December 17, 2009
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assholedach by cep79 January 11, 2012
assholefucklickers
A sex position when the sex is between two girls and one man. The position involves the man giving anal sex to one woman, while the other woman licks the first womans asshole.
Jane: Hey mary, you wana go have some assholefucklickers with my hubby?
Mary: Sure!
Jane's Hubby: Yay!
Mary: Sure!
Jane's Hubby: Yay!
assholefucklickers by fthmdg June 20, 2006
assholefucker
A midget that always messes with your stuff if something goes wrong you can always balme it on James Mark. He broke your SHIT
assholefucker by hahaownedpwned noob January 17, 2008
Asshole/Dick
Asshole/Dick by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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