A contempt “human” who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do.. It’s all fun and games, until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person.
-“That Asshole was making fun of that bloke in the wheelchair who had no legs..”

-“Yeah, did you see Barry kick his head off his shoulders after?”
by Lucifer is my bitch December 2, 2021
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A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to as a bitch. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place.

Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A genuine asshole is the lethal combination of intelligence and arrogance. Assholes will attempt to humiliate you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence. Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are douchebags because of their extreme egotistic tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.

Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know you won.
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to get under your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.
"Wow. Max just argued unintelligently with me for an hour and a half and he thinks he won."
"Jeez, what an asshole."
by darthdragongirl May 4, 2013
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Somebody who is rude and arrogant for absolutely no reason.

A sociopath who wasn’t raised properly
Person 1: *throws shoe at Mary*

Mary: WTF?!?! Asshole!
by ILoveRaspberries December 1, 2021
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A genuine asshole are some of the worst people you can encounter. They make you recoil by how terrible they are. They are unfortunately in all walks of life.

Highest stage of being a dick

1. Jerk

2. Douche

3. Asshole

Different from a douche as assholes don't have the arrogance

A douche can be asshole however

A HUGE very contemptible jerk who does cruel, mean, and obnoxious things because: they like it, think its funny, are bored, or they like being that way. They get off on pissing other people off. Usually used towards males a female asshole is seen as a bitch.

A dude who you think alarm clock to get up in the morning needs to be getting punched in face about 50 times.

Signs of an asshole:


-obnoxious, spiteful, cruel


- talks shit about people

-could be racist

-selfish as FUCK, they don't consider anyone who doesn't benefit them

-heartless and cold
-loves to make fun of ANYONE, no matter who they are (autism, disabled, blind, kids etc.)


-can be physical or verbal
That asshole went by the kept making mocking noises and laughing at those mentally disabled kids. Someone needs to kick that guys ass.
by Eydropz May 11, 2022
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An asshole is a person who doesn't treat people with respect.

There is nothing good about such a person.
Sean, the asshole, gave shit to the people around him.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
by Treat people with respect! August 31, 2011
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1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you
1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole
2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole
by Jerrell butler February 17, 2009
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An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
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