asshatard

A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.

Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.

by BandV September 6, 2006

asshaberdasher

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

Asshatery

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

asshattedness

Being an Asshat about something

see also asshat

My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness.

by crispey May 27, 2006

asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

by Puck You January 17, 2008

Asstard

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010

Alphatard

An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.

The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.

by Turboteebone July 24, 2017