asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

by Puck You January 17, 2008

asstrickery

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

by asstrickster December 9, 2008

asshatical

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.

Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.

by Elly-roo December 31, 2004

Assetricks and Knobelix

Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.

Hey, I did an Assetricks and Knobelix on my bf last night. He said it shook his very foundation.

by SmuttyBoobs November 22, 2009

Asstrickle

when your peeing and a little pee runs down your butt crack.

I had an asstrickle this morning.

by IsabelBALLLALAL January 21, 2009

asshatic

1. The state of being an asshat.
2. asshat adam
3. diamondratiasu

Adam was being extremely asshatic today.

by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004

asstrickciation

When you manage to weasel your way between the butt cheeks, promising not to. Promising only cuddles but end up balls deep between the butt cheeks after 1 thing leads to another

Asstrickciation is becoming an increasingly more common thing to do on weekends

by Roddhott February 7, 2023