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Alphatard 

An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.
The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.
Alphatard by Turboteebone July 24, 2017
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Alphatard 

Derogative term for a member of Gen Alpha
Dude 1: Bro, your little brother doesn't ever stop using his iPad, does he?
Dude 2: Nah, he an alphatard
Alphatard by averageCRplayer March 5, 2025

alphatard 

Andrew Tatats followers of sociopathic fake alpha cult.
Have you ever looked up the definition of what an alpha is in nature? If you did, you'd realize you're an alphatard Tate.
alphatard by Obfuscators August 18, 2025
Licensed internet funny man
Fan: Omg it’s Alpharad
Rando: who?
Fan: the internet funny man
Rando: oh yeah
Alpharad by MegaTheOwO July 5, 2019
The official internet funny man famous for playing video games on youtube such as Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Super Mario Maker 2, Pokémon Sword, Rivals of Aether, and Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg. He is also famous for making the most popular video series about computers playing video games called the CPUCS.With currently 1.8 million subscribers he is one of the best youtubers. Sub to Mr. Rad please and also say hi to Josniffy.
Person 1: Hey, do you know the internet funny man?
Person 2: Yeah! It's Alpharad
Person 3/fan: vilepile.
Alpharad by Useless shit December 9, 2019
Alpharad? More like Alphadad! *kappa*
Alpharad by DLG | Kool Yo July 14, 2016

alphaladz 

A group of guys trying to be ‘alpha’ but failing at every step.
“How did that Micra get stuck upside down in the middle of a roundabout?” “Alphaladz, innit”
alphaladz by AnAlphaLad December 31, 2018
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