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Assbastard 

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.
Farouk is a total assbastard.
Assbastard by Blkprep May 1, 2018

assbastard 

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.
"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

AssBastard 

A bitch who doesnt give a fucking damn and was raised by sluts
James is such an AssBastard

jive ass bastard 

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.
Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?

Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
jive ass bastard by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009

Prick Ass Bastard 

A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.
Prick Ass Bastard by pstage August 4, 2007

ass bastard 

The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.
George W. Bush is a real ass bastard.
ass bastard by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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