asshazard

A person or thing imposing an immediate threat to your ass. Mainly a gay guy or for girls, a pervert.

Person 1: Make sure you keep your back against the wall around Gossett.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He sneaks looks man. He's an asshazard to have around.

asshazard by Murgantagh March 6, 2010

asshaberdasher 

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

asshaberdasher by Telephony November 27, 2011

asshoarder 

ass⋅hoard⋅er as-hohrd-er
–noun Vulgar.

1. Slang.

An asshole who accumulates money, food, or the like for selfish reasons and at the expense of others.

"Who's the asshoarder that drank my last two beers?"

asshoarder by PaulTheZombie February 10, 2010

asshaberdashery 

being an asshat; asshattery

Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.

asshaberdashery by ntext.net August 23, 2006

asswizard

One who wizards the ass.

That Brad is a huge asswizard.

asswizard by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

asshatard 

A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.

Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.

asshatard by BandV September 6, 2006

Drunk Ass Hazard (DAH) 

A drunk ass hazard or (DAH) is something a drunk ass will trip over or somehow loose their balance on resulting in getting called a drunk ass, breaking or tearing of ones face, chipping of tooth or teeth, bruises, broken bones, in extreme cases death

Bill wouldn't party at Randy's house after he found a Drunk Ass Hazard (DAH) on Randy's concrete floor that broke his nose.

Drunk Ass Hazard (DAH) by Schmity911 June 22, 2014