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Asshatery 

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".
Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.
Asshatery by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

Asshatery 

When someone has reached the top tier of benign an asshat.
“Why would you make a character just to kill it off? That’s Asshatery!”
Asshatery by Baby Nunchuck October 28, 2023

stop this asshatery 

A most disrespectful way to tell one to drop the bullshit. An asshat is one who uses their own ass as a hat, making asshatery the action the obnoxious actions made by an asshat, which usually involve angering or disregarding other people.
Kelly- Jessica must be stopped she's an asshat
Joie- Jessica STOP THIS ASSHATERY thank you

Jessica- That hurts
Joie- I'm sorry you feel that way

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

asshattery 

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.
Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!
asshattery by mrshert September 8, 2011

assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole
I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.
assholery by Chad December 3, 2003
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