A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.
An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.
An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
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*Talking with Jewish people in front of us*
Chase H (loudly) "Hey what does like mean"
Luke "A derogatory term for a Jewish person"
Jewish person "If I hear you say that again I will report you for antisemitism"
Chase H "Haha sorry I just sent a text to a girl saying the holocaust was fake and she said I'm a proud kike"
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Chase H (loudly) "Hey what does like mean"
Luke "A derogatory term for a Jewish person"
Jewish person "If I hear you say that again I will report you for antisemitism"
Chase H "Haha sorry I just sent a text to a girl saying the holocaust was fake and she said I'm a proud kike"
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