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Definitions by Turboteebone

Ripping hickory 

The act of pulling the wooden handle of a recliner to kick back, relax, or nap—often as a well-deserved reward after completing something significant. It’s the ultimate move to unwind, signaling the transition from hard work to total relaxation.
1.After the grueling house fire, Capt. Rocky told us to rip some hickory and take a well-earned breather.
2. Capt. Jeff works a lot of overtime, so when he gets a chance, you’ll find him ripping hickory in the recliner at the station.
Ripping hickory by Turboteebone November 18, 2024

Alphatard 

An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.
The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.
Alphatard by Turboteebone July 24, 2017

Balls in drain 

Extremely drunk. Taking a shower to sober up. Too drunk to stand in the shower.
Everytime Tony drinks Jack Daniel's, he gets balls in drain.

By the end of the party, Lisa was balls in drain.
How drunk was he? He was balls in drain drunk.
Balls in drain by Turboteebone June 26, 2017