assgay

The best Super Smash Bros player in Europe, Known for using his signature strategy of pulling an "assgay" which entails running around the map not engaging in a fight and just picking up items.

God dammit stop being such an assgay this is why no one likes you

by Asgoo March 7, 2017

Assgard

The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.

"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."

by Jefedin January 5, 2014

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

assgasm

An orgasm brought about by anal sex.

Tom: Did you like how I f*cked you in the ass?
Cindy: Yeah, you totally made me assgasm.

by BritishBanter July 5, 2016

assgasm

An orgasm achieved from anal stimulation.

Ben: Can girls have assgasms?

by sterlingheights September 25, 2005

Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

by Davedale August 5, 2019

assgarb

someone whose attitudes are layered in assitude, a super asshat.

Jerry is such an assgarb.

by dannyshamas November 21, 2010