assgargle
the act of someone or something inserting their head up someone or something else's rectum and gulping down its contents
You fucking faggot assgarglers.
Alabama Backwoods Assdangle
The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."
Alabama Backwoods Assdangle by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011
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assgoogle
Assgoogle is an asshole who, instead of giving people information that they easily could have, they tell everyone to "google it" They're also a smart ass about it.
'Hey dude, you're an I.T guy, what is an IP address?"
"Oh that's easy, google it"
And that is an assgoogle.
"Oh that's easy, google it"
And that is an assgoogle.
assgoogle by Rachet Clank November 2, 2013
assburgler
assburgler by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 15, 2008
Assgabbler
An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."
Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.
Assgabbler by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011
assbarger
that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.
assbarger by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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