assgarb

someone whose attitudes are layered in assitude, a super asshat.

Jerry is such an assgarb.

by dannyshamas November 21, 2010

Assgard

The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.

"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."

by Jefedin January 5, 2014

assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

Assgabbler

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011

Assgrabbery

The practice of, or engagement in, grabass. It is also commonly known as screwing around or even flirting. It usually occurs when people have too much time on their hands.

Hey, get over here you slapdicks and quit that assgrabbery!

by el House June 1, 2007

assgrab

definition: when you grab tightly around your ass, or someone else's. Also used as and expression or interjection.

1. Sally assgrabbed me hard because she was horney.
2. that ride is so assgrab, dude!
3. I jumped out in fear as he yelled out: assgrab!

by mike b February 18, 2005

Assgarbage

An term used to describe something that somebody ownes that is useless or breaks when used. Often used to replace piece of shit.

This vibrator is assgarbage, it stops vibrating when i put it in.

by golden_lad December 23, 2009