Assay

1. an essay pulled out of your ass; complete bullshit that obvioulsy is not correct.

Christine finally finished writing her assay for ap world history last night.

by clin November 9, 2006

Assai Dosai Applam Vadai

It translates to "Desire Crepe Poppadom Lentil-Donut". It is a euphemism for wishful thinking or high hopes.

Boy: Do you want to be fuck buddies?
Girl: Assai Dosai Applam Vadai!

by themaddatascientist May 19, 2016