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Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017
Related Words
A person behaving in a way as Salim Malik was in 1992 cricket world cup. (that's the best definition)

Taken as a special plural form of punjabi word 'Shuda'.

'Ashdad' Word itself is to be taken as lighter way to refer to a mischievous show off person.

(coined by Bros Hasan & Farhan, became instant hit in family & community)
Robert you Ashdad! why you drove so fast in rush hours.

This kid is a big Ashdad, he never listens to what elders are saying.

Pappu yar ashdadi na kar, aur mera mobile wapas kar dey.

Salim bohat ashdad hai, hamesha apni hee karta hai
Ashdad by Baba-e-Du-UR October 14, 2010
That kid is getting assmad about his mom cancelling his Xbox Live account.
Assmad by ChairmanMeow___ September 6, 2013

assadocide 

That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.
Syria’s nonstop assadocide has been going on for more than a decade now.
assadocide by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Assad margins 

A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.
"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."
Assad margins by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."