creep and beep

Very slow or stopped traffic; a traffic jam.

It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.

I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.

by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022

volvo 240

The car of choice for broke hipsters on the American west coast. Rides like a lifted Ford Ranger and has fuckall creature comforts or performance, but is notorious for reliability and can do 300-400k on one engine with good upkeep. Stupidly boxy styling. Comes in wagon, sedan and coupe variants (in order of desirability).

My coworker Mike picked up a Volvo 240 wagon with 350k for $2000, what a hipster

by techn1ciaN August 22, 2018

Assad margins

A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.

"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."

by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022

hazard fraught

Humorous nickname for Harbor Freight Tools, because most of what they sell is destined to break or otherwise fail if you actually use it

Went to Hazard Fraught for a socket wrench since I only need it to last through the end of the month

by techn1ciaN May 13, 2021

Utah werewolf

A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.

I got Dale a Utah werewolf for his birthday, you should have seen his face

by techn1ciaN September 02, 2018

toyota paseo

Toyota "sports" car built on the Tercel platform. Actually about as sporty as an old caddy. Hard to find in spite of its reliability because most were riced to shit and/or heavily abused.

Some idiot on my block put a big fart can on his Toyota Paseo and started revving it up and down the street

by techn1ciaN August 22, 2018

Frisco dyke

Offensive term for a lesbian from San Francisco. Used in a derogatory manner or to make unfavorable comparisons.

Popularized by Snoop Dogg but actually used first in a rap by Too $hort, on the song CussWords from his 1987 album Life Is ... Too Short.

Motherfucker can't spit straight game on the mic
'Cause he's worse than a fag or a Frisco dyke

by techn1ciaN October 16, 2021