Definitions by techn1ciaN
Assad margins
A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.
"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."
Assad margins by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022
creep and beep
It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
creep and beep by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022
Frisco dyke
Offensive term for a lesbian from San Francisco. Used in a derogatory manner or to make unfavorable comparisons.
Popularized by Snoop Dogg but actually used first in a rap by Too $hort, on the song CussWords from his 1987 album Life Is ... Too Short.
Popularized by Snoop Dogg but actually used first in a rap by Too $hort, on the song CussWords from his 1987 album Life Is ... Too Short.
Frisco dyke by techn1ciaN October 16, 2021
hazard fraught
Humorous nickname for Harbor Freight Tools, because most of what they sell is destined to break or otherwise fail if you actually use it
Went to Hazard Fraught for a socket wrench since I only need it to last through the end of the month
hazard fraught by techn1ciaN May 13, 2021
underwater
The state of taking out a loan to buy something, and that thing then losing enough value that it becomes worth less than what you owe on the loan. Common with new cars and also happens with homes.
My mom was underwater on her house for almost a decade after the housing market went tits up in '08.
underwater by techn1ciaN April 7, 2021
Utah werewolf
A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.
Utah werewolf by techn1ciaN September 2, 2018
toyota paseo
Toyota "sports" car built on the Tercel platform. Actually about as sporty as an old caddy. Hard to find in spite of its reliability because most were riced to shit and/or heavily abused.
Some idiot on my block put a big fart can on his Toyota Paseo and started revving it up and down the street
toyota paseo by techn1ciaN August 22, 2018