asswad

a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.

by Mr Lee December 20, 2006

asswad

Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.

by blowhole138 November 09, 2007

asswad

1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.

Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.

by S8-10 August 09, 2006

asswad

1. A wad of ass.
2. A particularly unsavory character.

David wont lend me a dollar, what an asswad.

by Tempyst January 20, 2003

asswad

An abrasive form of the word ass which may include wad at the end. My little brother

Me and my cousin were going to go out, and then my loser asswad narcing little brother went and narced our nuts off... dam

by SamiKhalaf December 02, 2007

asswad

Mike...see dipshit, gaywad, dumbass, fuck up, hormonal shitwad...etc.

its saying i dont have enough letters or something so afiuhsoeruhriuhagsdgf

Mike is an asswad! A fucking asswad is mike!!!!!!

by WiLd4U29620 March 31, 2005

asswad

The definition of asswad is simple it is ifact the same term as mince and tatties read exmaple and understand

Ahh some mince and tatties
o you asswad you ruined the mince and tatties
look asswad these mince and tatties are fine
o shutit asswad you have no idea what good mince and tatties are and you never will

by Stealth June 05, 2004